Plus Ultra Group Chat

[callmekacchan]

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[callmekacchan]

Crew group chat.
Abuse it and I'll ban your asses.

[seasaltkeys]

What's a group chat?

[Cell phones are a recent development]

[heir_conditioned]

If I'm banned, how will I communicate in the group chat?

[callmekacchan]

You won't.
So don't do anything stupid to get yourself banned.

[callmekacchan]

Exactly what it says on the tin.
A chat for the group.
In this case the crew.

[fullgauntlet]

I think we all have to appreciate the elephant in the room?

Kacchan made a group chat?

👀

[catsgothistongue]

[It took him a few minutes to join. Not because he didn't see it or because he was busy, no. It just... He needed to figure out how it actually worked. Get off his back, he's from the 90s!]

So... what is this?

[catsgothistongue]

1. Who?
2. Is that special?

[callmekacchan]

Don't think for a second I'll show favoritism.
Strike one.
Watch this.

@ fullgauntlet is muted for ten minutes

[cursedwords]

This is the kind of chat where you can keep everyone up to date right?

I got a purple iris in my room now.

[callmekacchan]

Crew chat.
Makes it easier to update everyone at once.
And plan shit.

[heir_conditioned]

It's a very nice plant. Have you come up with a name for it yet?

[cursedwords]

I've never named a plant before...

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. Well, you have the perfect opportunity now.

[cursedwords]

I'm not sure what name, I don't think I've ever named anything now that I think about it.

[heir_conditioned]

Any name. It could be something neutral in both directions.

[cursedwords]

I'll think about it.

[catsgothistongue]

Oh. Good, much more convenient than tracking down everyone to tell them this.

I bought some potato bombs recently. They're stored in one of the cabinets in the ship's kitchen. Anyone see a bowl of potatoes with 'DO NOT TOUCH' written on the bowl, I suggest following down to the letter.

[callmekacchan]

Why the hell are you stashing explosive potatoes in the kitchen?
Put 'em somewhere else.

[catsgothistongue]

I had nowhere else to put them! I don't have a house, and the ship's cabinets weren't being used for anything! They're not that dangerous.

[callmekacchan]

The ship has plenty of places that aren't the damn kitchen cabinets.
Find somewhere else for 'em.

[catsgothistongue]

Do you know nothing about storing potatoes? You gotta keep them somewhere cool and dark, or else they'll go bad! Do you want to find out what might happen if explosive potatoes go rotten?

[Because that's clearly the pressing issue here.]

[callmekacchan]

[He wants to be annoyed that Toge is updating the crew on his new flower but he can't be.

Maybe because Toge has been having such shit luck as of late and also because Katsuki was a jerk to him in ways he actually felt bad about?

Fine.

Toge can talk about his plants. Great Explosion Murder God of the Group Chat will allow it.]

Got a picture?

[Can't just say you have a new iris and not show the chat, Toge. Damn.]

[callmekacchan]

You know what I don't wanna find out?
What happens when some dumbass tries to peel, cut and cook potato bombs.
Stick 'em in the broom closet below deck or something.

[cursedwords]

Yeah hang on.



Shoto got it for me. He says I need a name though.