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[callmekacchan]

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[cursedwords]

Does it count as being alive?

Yeah, yeah I don't want to be food.

[catsgothistongue]

Being controlled by a parasite and changed into one of them? I don't think that'd constitute as 'being alive'.

[It's not a life he'd want to live even if it did.]

[cursedwords]

What do you mean being controlled?

[catsgothistongue]

Just eating one's enough to make them mess with your head and want more. That's how a lot of parasites work.

[It's no different than a parasite infecting a slug making it come out of hiding for a bird to swoop down and nab it.]

[cursedwords]

Oh sure, right. I knew that.

[ Very believable. ]

[catsgothistongue]

[Sends a selfie of just this face.]

[cursedwords]

...What?

Of course I know that parasites control you, since I've been called that.

[catsgothistongue]

[Opening up a lot of wounds lately, Ranma...]

Maybe, but unlike you, these are the literal kind of parasite. Just don't eat the food with googly eyes, and you'll be fine.

[cursedwords]

[ Pfft, please, he's very well adjusted. He's fine. ]

I'm not going to, but did you ask what they tasted like?

[catsgothistongue]

[[x]

Beat.]

Shoot, I knew there was something I forgot to ask.

[cursedwords]

I'm curious! Not enough to eat it, but if someone already did, we should ask.

[catsgothistongue]

Don't know who actually ate one, so I couldn't ask anyway.