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un: Thermodynamics

[heir_conditioned]

Bakugo, what are you doing in two days?

[callmekacchan]

Katsuki thinks nothing of the text. It's completely innocuous.

Yeah, I'm free.
Why?

[heir_conditioned]

Do you want to go on a date?

[callmekacchan]

...huh.

Well.

Actually...


Yeah.
Sure.
Where?

[heir_conditioned]

Good, that was the answer I wanted.

It will be at the Casino. I'll be putting together the itinerary and send it to you closer to the day. I promise they're a really nice person. People on the internet show how petty and cruel they can be, but the first thing they showed me was how kind they were.

[callmekacchan]

Casino is fine. Itinerary raises no red flags. But then he's reading 'they're a really nice person' and 'on the internet'.

Oh no.

What the fuck do you mean??
What does some random from the internet have to do with this??

[heir_conditioned]

For your date. I set it up two days from now. They say they'll be there. Since you don't know what each other looks like, that's why I'm making an itinerary.

[callmekacchan]

You set me up on a date with some weirdo you met online?
Why the hell did you do that?

This man is full of surprises. Katsuki isn't sure what to do with this one. Todoroki logic takes him some time to sort through.

[heir_conditioned]

Yes. I'm not sure he's weird but I did meet him online.
I did it because he's sincere about how he feels about people and I think you two would get along.

Anyway, I'll tell him you'll be there.

[callmekacchan]

Then why the hell don't you take him out?
Why me?
I didn't agree to this!

I mean he did. He just didn't know what he was agreeing to.

[heir_conditioned]

There are typing indicators.
A few.
Over, and over again. Type, delete, type, delete.

You did agree. It's a date not marriage, but if you'd rather I message him back and tell him that you don't want to, then alright. Why would you agree if you didn't want to?

[callmekacchan]

*You* asked me on a date.
I agreed to a date with *you*.
You didn't say anything about a stranger until after I agreed.

[heir_conditioned]

No, I asked you if you wanted to go on a date. I was very clear.

One second, he's thinking.

You agreed because you thought I was asking for myself?

[callmekacchan]

You were about as clear as a solid piece of steel.

Why... why is he attracted to stupid men? W h y? Why is his type just... absolute dumbass?

Absolutely nobody would have assumed you meant a date with someone other than yourself.

Which is an answer but also not an answer? He's not repeating himself now that he's embarrassed.

[heir_conditioned]

The chiding he's used to when he learns something new about everything.

Don't obfuscate. Answer my question.

[callmekacchan]

Don't ask me stupid questions with obvious answers.

He's wants to throw his phone.

He doesn't throw his phone.

But he wants to.

I already said yes when I thought you were asking.
Why the hell do I need to repeat it?

[heir_conditioned]

My mistake, I thought we were being honest with each other from now on. I didn't realize that it was only in that moment. I'll infer my answer.

I will contact you in a day and a half with the itinerary. I hope you have fun, you deserve fun. You deserve happiness. Talk to you soon.

[callmekacchan]

Katsuki... knows he fucked up with that one. Sometimes he overdoes it and he knows that. It's a balancing act at times to learn where the lines are.

But he won't text back for now.

He will, however, be going on that date. He probably at least owes Todoroki that much.