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[callmekacchan]

Katsuki Bakugou

@callmekacchan

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[fullgauntlet]

Ah, Kacchan. You never finished telling me what your single meal for a lifetime would be.

[DODGE. He's not going to elaborate!!]

[callmekacchan]

I'll answer when you do.

[fullgauntlet]

You don't actually care to know... It's fine.

[callmekacchan]

Then I just have to assume the worst.

[fullgauntlet]

N-No! Don't assume the worst, either!!

It's just not that interesting to know.

[Meaning, he doesn't want Katsuki to know.]

[callmekacchan]

So it's worse than I can even imagine.
Pervert.

[fullgauntlet]

It's not?! It's not perverted!!

[callmekacchan]

You're telling me you're not thinking about me dressed in anything weird?

[fullgauntlet]

I guess that depends on your definition of weird...??

[Izuku, how does that help at all.]

[callmekacchan]

That tells me I'm right.
Just wanna remind you if I'm doing stupid promo shit everyone gets to see me in whatever they put me in.
Still want that?

[fullgauntlet]

I mean... I know the whole world is going to see how amazing you are either way, Kacchan. That's just something I'm going to have to see. And I don't mind.

But ... Wouldn't you want to see some promos of me...? Wouldn't you feel a little curious?

[callmekacchan]

No.

[It's a quick answer.]

If I wanna see you in something, I'll ask.

[fullgauntlet]

Kacchan!!!

:(

[callmekacchan]

Liked you in that maid dress.
Maybe you should consider wearing something else like that.

[Sorry, Izuku. Except not at all sorry.]

For me, I mean.
Not for a promo.
I'd blast whoever tried to dress you up like that into the sun.

[fullgauntlet]

[Now he's flattered and they're still arguing!!]

I- I feel like a maid dress was something very specific... And if I did something like that again it would be for you.

What I mean is... I want to see you in clothing or gear promos. Trying on new hero gear or doing special promos for good looking clothing. I think you would make a very good model, Kacchan. And I want to buy the magazines.

That's all.

[callmekacchan]

Izuku my parents are fashion designers.
I already know how much modeling sucks.
It's people poking and prodding at you while you wear uncomfortable clothes and makeup and pose under hot lights.

[He likes making Izuku happy, but...]

[fullgauntlet]

No, I know! I know that! ...

Alright, Kacchan. If it bothers you that much I won't pester you anymore.

[He would like to see it but he doesn't want Katsuki to be uncomfortable either. It's probably a silly thing to want anyway.]

[callmekacchan]

Most I can offer is you have permission to ask the hag to show you the ones she has.

[fullgauntlet]

Like... a private fashion show on unreleased items?

[callmekacchan]

No.
She has a whole album of professional photos over the years.
And also a bunch of them of me modeling her shitty designs.
You can ask to see 'em but if you ever tell anyone else they exist I'll kill you.

[fullgauntlet]

Ehh?? Really? Rare photos of Kacchan actually modelling???

[callmekacchan]

Yeah.
You wanna see 'em so bad then fine.
But only you.
Got it?

[fullgauntlet]

Who else would you show them to, Kacchan?

[callmekacchan]

I dunno.
But if you do, you'll die.

[fullgauntlet]

They would be for my eyes only!