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Katsuki Bakugou

@callmekacchan

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Text;

[heir_conditioned]

Good morning.

I've considered for a long time what I'm about to ask you. It's deeply personal, deeply sensitive for some and maybe not something I should say for fear of it reflecting poorly on my father who is trying to make up for his transgressions.

I think the user name I was assigned has to do with my childhood. I'm almost certain. You don't think I'm conditioned, do you?

Re: Text;

[callmekacchan]

This is absolutely not a conversation you just drop on people out of fucking nowhere.
Especially before most people have even had their breakfast.

Let him just get that out of the way first and foremost. He has to be a bitch before he can be... a friend? Because okay, yes, they are friends.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah.
You were.
But whoever assigned these usernames is a dick and when I find them I'm gonna kick their ass.
Have you seen mine???
Fucking stupid.

He isn't good at this shit. This shit is Izuku's jam, not his. But damn if he isn't at least trying in the only way he knows how. Honesty and... maybe a distraction by way of his usual kick-ass-first-ask-questions-later way?

text;

[fullgauntlet]

Kacchan?

[👀]

[callmekacchan]

[Why. The hell. Is Izuku texting him??? So much for keeping his eyes off this shitty username until he can figure out how to change it.

He glares at the 'callmekacchan' above his text when he replies.]

What?

[Hello. He hates this.]

Private; Text

[heir_conditioned]

Good morning, Bakugo.

You've kissed a boy before.

[It was you, Shoto.]

Can I ask you a question based on that?
@callmekacchan

Re: Private; Text

[callmekacchan]

Why... do his mornings start with Shoto Todoroki in his inbox wanting to have the most bullshit conversations??

Welp. Here they go. He couldn't escape the conversation forever he guesses...

This better not become a habit.
Ask your damn question.

Christmas 2023

[heir_conditioned]

The reason Katsuki and Shoto missed each other at each other's doors is likely because of this very moment where they're leaving gifts for one another (and other people).

Katsuki will find something similar to Izuku, actually. A pen, some stationary and some tea as well. Something nice for him to relax with. There's a small letter.

Good morning, Bakugo.
Let's be pen pals. I remember hearing about them back home from an exchange student I met while at a gala. The gala was boring but the idea of getting mail from people was fun. I will write you another letter in the new year to update you on how I'm doing. Please do the same.

Merry Christmas,
From Shoto Todoroki

There is also another notebook in there with a paper slid into it that reads:

P.S. This is for you, too. It may remind you of Izuku, but I think you have good ideas you should put down in it. Things that will help people around you, too. Or you could draw pictures. Or write down names. Denki introduced me to a manga once that revolved around that.

Merry Christmas,
From Shoto Todoroki

delivery;

[fullgauntlet]

[Katsuki will find a box for him that's wrapped up in orange! Inside is a crocheted hat and a cookbook with various "pirate" themed recipes in it. Including things like frog leg and brimstone stew. Whatever that is... Izuku didn't make the hat but he thought it was funny?]

Merry Christmas, Kacchan!
-Izuku

Backdated to Christmas 2023

[anhonestsoul]

[Okay, so admittedly Rody has no idea what sort of things Katsuki likes. But who could go wrong with some festive snacks? So, on Christmas morning, there'll be a small box filled with sugar cookie fudge and peppermint bark from one of the local shops, as well as a card.]

Merry Christmas!
- Rody

P.S: If you're ever in need of any help around here, I'm pretty good at odd jobs so just ask! But no friendly fire, ok?

Text; Private

[heir_conditioned]

Good morning, Bakugo.

I was wondering if you'd like to meet someone who also likes to cook. We're moving soon, so it would be after that when we have a proper kitchen. I will be inviting him over, but he is very good. He makes cold soba.

[And other things but has he told you about how good it is?]

You will like him, of this I am certain.

[callmekacchan]

It's your house too.
You don't have to ask my permission to bring someone home.
I'm not your dad.

Yes. He does see that Todoroki is trying to introduce him to someone. This is his way of accepting it.

Text; Private (A sort of herenothere)

[heir_conditioned]

Hello Bakugo.

There is a new year approaching, even if this one just started and we missed months from home. I hope that we can continue to be even better friends in the next year. I value you as a person, as a friend, as a rival and as a partner.

From,
Shoto Todoroki

Text; Private - Backdated to 13th

[heir_conditioned]

@callmekacchan

Good morning, Bakugo.
I'm looking for some information and while I realize we are the same age, have had the same aspirations and haven't really been all that apart in our time knowing one another, I was wondering if you've got, or have had, a significant other.

[callmekacchan]

Just. Once. He would like to have a text from Todoroki that isn't a roller coaster.

No.
I haven't had time for that bullshit.
Why the hell do you wanna know?

bottle message

[fullgauntlet]

[Katsuki might come across a lost message in a bottle... It's not addressed to anyone. And it's not signed by anyone either.]

There's something I've always wanted to say but I've always been too afraid to say it. Maybe it'll be easier to write it out. Someone told me that the ocean has a way of helping with that. So, here I am.

I've always wondered how I got myself here. How I feel about him. How I let it get so bad. I thought for a long time that I would be able to just bury those feelings deep down inside until they became just a murmur that I could ignore.

But I don't know. Lately. It's felt like that murmur is getting louder again. I don't like it. But I also like it. I don't know what to do.

I just want to stay where he is. I don't want to ruin what we've fixed. If I say anything I'll ruin everything. And I don’t want to go back to him hating me.

That's all. I don't know what I'm doing. Thanks for listening, Ocean.

Re: bottle message

[callmekacchan]

[Katsuki was just out for a run on the beach when the glint of the sun shining off something caught his eye and he found himself happening upon the bottle. He takes a break to fish the paper out because he's curious.

Something about it begs a reply. He can't explain it. Maybe it's because those feelings hit home. Burying feelings deep and being afraid of what letting them out means.

He knows that the odds of a reply finding the writer are slim to none, but he does it anyway.]

Know you were probably just writing it out to get it out, but I found your letter and it seemed like you needed some advice. So here it is.

If he would hate you just for wanting to be near him, he doesn't deserve the time and energy. I'm saying it from the other side of a situation. I hated someone who didn't do anything wrong. And now it's on me to do the legwork to fix it and show them I can be worth the faith they put in me.

If I fuck it up, it's on me. And if this guy you're writing about fucks it up, it's on him.

[He doesn't sign it or even end it properly. He just... leaves it at that. And back into the ocean it goes.]

Text;

[heir_conditioned]

Good afternoon, Bakugo.

I have talked to Midoriya. Are you dating him without him knowing it? Please message me back as soon as you can. Thank you.

[callmekacchan]

Katsuki... has to read the text several times. Because... what the hell did Izuku say that lead to this text??

I don't know what mental math you're doing over there, Icy-Hot, but stop it.
We're not dating.
How the hell did you get here from me asking about people giving him chocolate?

Text;

[heir_conditioned]

Good morning, Bakugo. Do you know what things, aside yearly, have to constitute a relationship milestone? I almost didn't know about the chocolates on Valentines day and without you I wouldn't have known what to do. Or what to give him. I know I keep leaning on you about the same things, but I trust you would know. Midoriya would help with all his heart but I feel like you have more worldly knowledge than him.

[callmekacchan]

Every time he gets texts from Todoroki, it's like this. Early morning infodump.

Questions about love. And these days Katsuki feels particularly unprepared to help anyone navigate this topic. He can't even navigate it himself.

I wish I could just sit your ass down and make you watch grossly sappy romcoms.
First explain to me what you mean.
Holidays you should be celebrating?
Or 'we've been together x amount of time' celebrating?

delivery; 💣🎉

[fullgauntlet]

[Today's the day!!! 420 blaze it Katsuki's birthday and a special day for Izuku because this marks the first birthday he'll celebrate Katsuki's birthday where they're ...more than friends!!

Which means Izuku completely overthinks it for days. He barely sleeps the days coming up to today because he just really wants to get it right. He really, really wants to see Katsuki's smile.

The gifts that Izuku gives him are:

- A warm fuzzy cloak (even if it's spring now, it might be useful later)
- Ring of Evasion Lv. 1
- Reversible Eltrut Plush (with a little green scarf attached...)
- A rack of special "dragon-grade" cooking spices, apparently so spicy it can give temporary firebreathing. But that's only the marketing, maybe?
- A book on all things powerful mythical monsters]

Happy Birthday, Kacchan!
-Izuku

Text; Private

[heir_conditioned]

I'm messaging to inform you that Toge has been taken home.

[No good morning, no precursor.]

If you could, any patrols I have that take my whole day, I'd appreciate some help until I can figure out what to do with his cat. Or how to take care of his cat. Or if it's his cat anymore. I promise I will take my shifts again when things are settled.

[callmekacchan]

Don't worry about patrols.
If you wanna bring his cat to the house you can.
You good?

Katsuki isn't... great at the emotions thing. But he's not gonna leave him hanging right now.

Text

[cursedwords]

Shoto has apprised me of the situation.

I'm not really sure about going on a date with you because I don't think Shoto's really comfortable with it, but he told me I should hear your feelings out.

[callmekacchan]

...his mornings are never dull with Shoto Todoroki around. He'll give it that. But he's so tired of these out of left field texts and now Todoroki has his boyfriend in on it...

I dunno what that dumbass has in his head right now, but I have a boyfriend and I'm not a cheater.
Find someone else if you want a threesome.

Text; A day or so after

[heir_conditioned]

Where do you want to go on our date?

[callmekacchan]

First off, it's not *our* date.
Second, why are you asking *me*?

Backdated to HoN; Private; Text

[heir_conditioned]

(("Contined."))

You love Izuku. I love Toge.

There is one quest on the board that allows for them to try on various pieces of jewlery. If I'm honest it's a little selfish, I'd like to see it.

[callmekacchan]

Trying on jewelry?

That sounds so fishy to him...

Is that all there is to it?
Somebody just wants people to try on jewelry?

text;

[fullgauntlet]

[This is a thing they occasionally do for each other now, isn't it? They send each other a few ... pictures... every now and then? Katsuki's gone that morning, so... Maybe Izuku misses him a little bit. So, he sends this.]

Good morning, Kacchan...

[callmekacchan]

[Early morning patrols is what has Katsuki out of bed early and away from Izuku. He's crouched on a building when his phone dings and since the area is all clear he pulls out his phone to see...

Oh.

He nearly drops his phone, scrambling to hold onto it. Good morning indeed. And patrols are forgotten as he takes off back to the house. Izuku will hear the explosions getting closer and then Katsuki is coming right through the window. Good morning, Izuku. Your boyfriend is home early? He had to come see if Izuku was still lounging around.]

text;

[fullgauntlet]

Ne, Kacchan. If you were stuck eating only one meal for the rest of your life... What meal would you pick?

[callmekacchan]

This scenario sounds like torture.
Are you trying to ask what my favorite food is?

Text; un: Shoto

[heir_conditioned]

I have purchased a bed. The bed is not for you, it is for your cat. They are cat beds. For cats as the name implies.

[callmekacchan]

Yeah I figured that's what a cat bed was.
Cats need those?
Their own beds?
Mine just sleeps wherever the hell she wants.