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[callmekacchan]

Katsuki Bakugou

@callmekacchan

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Text;

[heir_conditioned]

Good morning.

I've considered for a long time what I'm about to ask you. It's deeply personal, deeply sensitive for some and maybe not something I should say for fear of it reflecting poorly on my father who is trying to make up for his transgressions.

I think the user name I was assigned has to do with my childhood. I'm almost certain. You don't think I'm conditioned, do you?

Re: Text;

[callmekacchan]

This is absolutely not a conversation you just drop on people out of fucking nowhere.
Especially before most people have even had their breakfast.

Let him just get that out of the way first and foremost. He has to be a bitch before he can be... a friend? Because okay, yes, they are friends.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah.
You were.
But whoever assigned these usernames is a dick and when I find them I'm gonna kick their ass.
Have you seen mine???
Fucking stupid.

He isn't good at this shit. This shit is Izuku's jam, not his. But damn if he isn't at least trying in the only way he knows how. Honesty and... maybe a distraction by way of his usual kick-ass-first-ask-questions-later way?

[heir_conditioned]

Sometimes Bakugo being himself, being blunt and specific, is exactly what Shoto needs. The flowery uncertainty doesn't help him learn and he's always trauma dumped whenever, so hearing this is a help.

I apologize, it was a text so you could eat if you wish and get back to it after. Should we talk about what you're having to eat instead? I'm open to shelving the conversation.

[callmekacchan]

If you got something to say, say it.

He would honestly just not even reply if he really didn't want to.

What's rattling around in that head of yours?

[heir_conditioned]

Thank you for your concern, but there's nothing in my head rattling.

Y'don't say?

I wondered if I had seen it correctly and found the correlation or if I wasn't right. I don't think I am anymore, can you uncondition in your opinion?

[callmekacchan]

Don't comment, Katsuki. Don't be a mega dick. Don't do it.

He focuses on the rest of that. Todoroki sure knows how to ask the tough questions. But in a way, society conditioned Katsuki to be things he is actively trying to change so...

Realizing there's shit you wanna change is the first step.
You're enough of a stubborn bastard you probably could.

[heir_conditioned]

Shoto will never know how hard Bakugo had to work to not say something terribly easy to reach.

Ah. So you believe I haven't yet. I will work toward it, if you have a goal in mind that I should look toward in guidance I'd appreciate it. I know burdening you with my issues isn't a good breakfast, but I will make it up to you.

[callmekacchan]

I'm not the one that has to set goals for you.
What do you wanna change?

He can only guide so much when he's actively in the process of changing, himself. Blind leading the blind.

I didn't say you've made no progress at all.
You're not a frosty bitch anymore.
That's the only compliment you'll get outta me.
Take the win.

[heir_conditioned]

I don't know. Can I get back to you after I've thought about it? If I promise I will do so when it isn't breakfast?

I don't understand, you compliment me all the time, Bakugo. Or would you prefer Kacchan? I do have something else I wanted to talk to you about in regards to that, too. Not Kacchan. Oh. That too but our names. If you've noticed the correlation of my name to me as well... then you note that there is a correlation to yours as well. Yes?

[callmekacchan]

I don't see any clock ticking down saying there's a time limit on this.

But then. There's. All of that.

All. Of. That.

Yeah, I fucking noticed that my username is related to me.
How could I not notice that?
I told you, I'm gonna fight whoever the fuck chose them for us.

Notably no demand not to call him that. He lets Izuku do it. He let's Kaminari do it. He has never once actually said a single word about the nickname, at all. Period.

[heir_conditioned]

No... but I would be surprised if there was.

I wasn't certain, I didn't notice my own right away, either. Don't you find it strange that someone chose for us, but they chose aptly, have you seen Midoriya's?

Oh he's noted it. RIP, Kacchan.

[callmekacchan]

There is no way I could have missed mine being related to me.
Anyone who has ever heard the nerd open his mouth around me couldn't miss it.
And no. I haven't texted him.

Honestly he is trying to avoid Izuku knowing as long as he can.

Why? What is it?

[heir_conditioned]

[ He should've shared that with Shoto, who just told their mutual friend what the user name is, just like he's ratting on Izuku. ]

It's fullgauntlet. My point isn't so much what the names are, but how someone knew something like that as intimately as they do. Does that mean they've known us all our lives? Or for part of it? Or is someone informing them. Do you see what I mean?

[callmekacchan]

I already suspected something shady when I realized you two were both here too.
I suspected quirks and villains.
But apparently they grabbed that guy with the bird from Otheon too.
And he was all the way in Otheon before he got here.

[heir_conditioned]

Rody Soul.

Shoto remembers. The man involved in their mission, more directly than any of them realized at the time.

Hm... I wonder if there are people here that are from our world whom we don't know. Everyone so far is someone that we've known, or known of. Including each other.

YOU DON'T SAY.

[callmekacchan]

Kind of hard to discern if people we don't even know are here from our world.
But judging by how things are set up, I'd say stuff like this probably happens with some kind of frequency.
They had a whole system set up to give us phones and shit.
The question is why.

[heir_conditioned]

I agree, wholeheartedly. There has to be a reason they would kidnap us from our own worlds and not just to enjoy ourselves in their own. Extortion doesn't work into it, not everyone here has the means to pay a ransom from my understanding of them.

If we could find the common link between all of us, then perhaps we can find out why. That doesn't give us the way home, but it gives us powerful information. True information rather than what we're told by our captors.

[callmekacchan]

We're all gonna have to do some digging.
See what we can find out.
Gotta be careful though. We don't know who can be trusted.

[heir_conditioned]

I trust Midoriya, I trust you. I think that's enough competent people that I trust.

[callmekacchan]

Somehow it hits a little weird in ways he can't explain to be told he's trusted. Maybe because he's still getting used to people actually liking him. Liking him... as he is and not his quirk. Such a bizarre feeling he isn't used to.

As usual, weird feelings equals annoyance.

Okay, great, but to figure shit out we're probably going to have to be asking some questions around here.
So what I mean is be careful what you ask and who you ask until we know if there are any threats close by.

[heir_conditioned]

Imagine feelings? Couldn't be Shoto. Oh. No wait, it is, it directly is because he will continue to let both Midoriya and Bakugo know that they are one of the most important persons in his life. Too bad.

We shouldn't be afraid to ask questions when we have the arm's length that this network puts us at. I wouldn't suggest meeting up with strangers, Bakugo. I suggest also not taking candies from them, or their offers of transporting you somewhere else with their windowless American vans. It's also not safe to help them look for their animals unless you can confirm that they do, indeed have one by asking to see a picture of it on their phone. Even then I wouldn't unless we split up to look and I had their contact information.

This is why they should've cut off his internet a long time ago in school.

[callmekacchan]

Did you just give me a lesson on stranger danger??
At least now I know you won't be taking candy from strangers or climbing in the back of unmarked vans.

Honestly he wasn't sure if Todoroki knew not to do those things until this moment so...

[heir_conditioned]

I'm not certain. Were you in one of those situations at the same time with a stranger and felt otherwise in danger? If you can't say yes, Bakugo, just send random letters and leave a pin of your location, I will come get you. I'll alert Midoriya myself.

What was he saying again? Now he's just worried about Bakugo.

[callmekacchan]

What the hell are you talking about??
The only one in danger is you.
I'm going to find you and blast you into the sun.

Don't you show him concern, damn you. Not like he's been kidnapped before or anything. Oh. Wait.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. Did you want my address? You can come over if you'd like, Bakugo, we're friends. You're welcome at my home.

That's literally all he gets from it.