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[callmekacchan]

Katsuki Bakugou

@callmekacchan

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[callmekacchan]

Oy.
That wasn't a proper fight.
We got a coliseum now.
You wanna get your ass kicked,
meet me there tomorrow evening.

[Welp. No one is surprised. No one.]

What, having the real Dynamight isn't enough???

[fullgauntlet]

Alright, Kacchan. Maybe I will.

[MAYBE HE WILL.]

Ah- Of course it is enough to have you...!! But... It's not a bad thing to want some of your merch too, is it?

[Is it cringe that Izuku wants ... all of the Dynamight merch he can get his hands on someday?]

[callmekacchan]

No chickening out.

[It's a date!]

I don't wanna see my face everywhere.
Creepy.
If you have to have merch, get a hoodie.

[fullgauntlet]

Against you? I'd never dare that.

[It's a date.]

A hoodie is different, though... I'd want one. But you don't want to do some promotional or magazine work? It's very good for PR and rankings.

[Okay, so maybe he wants a few photoshoots of Katsuki too...]

[callmekacchan]

Good. I know where you live.

[Flirting.]

Isn't your phone full of pictures of me??
Besides, again, you have tue real deal!

[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku's chuckling on his end.]

I have a lot of pictures of you, Kacchan! But those ones are just for me?

And you're not wrong... I just....

I can't explain it. Just believe me when I say I think you should do some magazine shoots, too.

[callmekacchan]

Right so they're better??
Unless you mean you want something professional.
But that sounds like a pain in the ass.

[fullgauntlet]

Yes? Yes and no??

I mean... promotional shoots mean you'll get to wear different outfits and things like that, Kacchan.

I want to see it.

[callmekacchan]

Like what?

[fullgauntlet]

Ah, Kacchan. You never finished telling me what your single meal for a lifetime would be.

[DODGE. He's not going to elaborate!!]

[callmekacchan]

I'll answer when you do.

[fullgauntlet]

You don't actually care to know... It's fine.

[callmekacchan]

Then I just have to assume the worst.

[fullgauntlet]

N-No! Don't assume the worst, either!!

It's just not that interesting to know.

[Meaning, he doesn't want Katsuki to know.]

[callmekacchan]

So it's worse than I can even imagine.
Pervert.

[fullgauntlet]

It's not?! It's not perverted!!

[callmekacchan]

You're telling me you're not thinking about me dressed in anything weird?

[fullgauntlet]

I guess that depends on your definition of weird...??

[Izuku, how does that help at all.]

[callmekacchan]

That tells me I'm right.
Just wanna remind you if I'm doing stupid promo shit everyone gets to see me in whatever they put me in.
Still want that?

[fullgauntlet]

I mean... I know the whole world is going to see how amazing you are either way, Kacchan. That's just something I'm going to have to see. And I don't mind.

But ... Wouldn't you want to see some promos of me...? Wouldn't you feel a little curious?

[callmekacchan]

No.

[It's a quick answer.]

If I wanna see you in something, I'll ask.

[fullgauntlet]

Kacchan!!!

:(

[callmekacchan]

Liked you in that maid dress.
Maybe you should consider wearing something else like that.

[Sorry, Izuku. Except not at all sorry.]

For me, I mean.
Not for a promo.
I'd blast whoever tried to dress you up like that into the sun.

[fullgauntlet]

[Now he's flattered and they're still arguing!!]

I- I feel like a maid dress was something very specific... And if I did something like that again it would be for you.

What I mean is... I want to see you in clothing or gear promos. Trying on new hero gear or doing special promos for good looking clothing. I think you would make a very good model, Kacchan. And I want to buy the magazines.

That's all.

[callmekacchan]

Izuku my parents are fashion designers.
I already know how much modeling sucks.
It's people poking and prodding at you while you wear uncomfortable clothes and makeup and pose under hot lights.

[He likes making Izuku happy, but...]