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@callmekacchan

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[callmekacchan]

This scenario sounds like torture.
Are you trying to ask what my favorite food is?

[fullgauntlet]

That's why it an interesting scenario to think about!

I know you like spicy food like mapo tofu, Kacchan. But would that be your only meal for the rest of your life?

[callmekacchan]

Fine. I'll play along.
No.
I like spicy food but eating it every day would destroy my stomach.
Eating just one food forever is unhealthy as fuck no matter what you choose.
So I would have to figure out something balanced enough to not wreck my health over time...

[fullgauntlet]

Hm! I knew you would think it had to be something that could be sustainable for your body for years and years!

Maybe a soup? Or a katsudon rice bowl.

[callmekacchan]

Of course.
Your body needs a variety of nutrition to stay healthy.
I can't be number one hero eating the same shit over and over.
And of course you'd think of katsudon.
You always wanna eat katsudon.
That hasn't changed since we were brats together.

[fullgauntlet]

There's nothing wrong with wanting to eat katsudon every day!

Besides... Do you want to know why it's one of my favourite foods?

[callmekacchan]

It's not healthy.
But sure.
Let's hear it.
Why is it your favorite?

[fullgauntlet]

It has protein, veggies and rice...

First, promise not to laugh.

[callmekacchan]

That doesn't mean you can eat it every day!
Anything in excess is bad!

Is it stupid?
You offered to tell me.
Don't get cold feet now.
Just tell me.

[fullgauntlet]

Katsudon wouldn't be! If there's any meal that wouldn't be terrible to eat everyday, it's katsudon! And if you add changing the veggies every so often...

And I know I offered but you still have to promise me. Just promise.

[callmekacchan]

I thought we're supposed to eat the same thing every day? Who said we can change it up??

Fine. I promise.

He wants to know!

[fullgauntlet]

Well, I thought maybe that would convince you. There's no real rules...

Anyway.

When we were little, our teacher asked us to write down on a piece of paper what our favourite things were. It was a small activity, so you probably don't remember it. But I ... I wasn't good with my kanji yet so when I tried to write Katsuki I wrote Katsudon instead.

When she asked me if I liked Katsudon... I said yes because I was embarrassed about it. But when my mom found out she ended up making it for me more often and it ... it stuck.

1/2

[callmekacchan]

[Forget this food game. Forget everything except this new reveal of information. This uncovered lore on Izuku Midoriya's love for katsudon.]

2/2

[callmekacchan]

Hold on.
You mean when we were asked what our favorite shit was you were trying to put me on the list?

[Oh. That's... cute.]

You're telling me that you found a love for katsudon because you didn't want to admit you were trying to write my name and couldn't spell it?
What the fuck, Izuku?

[fullgauntlet]

Yeah. That's right...! Good thing you promised not to laugh, ne?

[He knows it's the dumbest thing...!!!]

[callmekacchan]

Laughing definitely isn't my first reaction here.

[It's a complicated feeling. But he doesn't find it funny.]

Here you were putting me down as your favorite.
And here I was thinking you were looking down on me.
I was a dumb fucking brat.

[fullgauntlet]

[...😔]

Kacchan... I didn't bring it up because I wanted you to feel bad about the past. You've already apologized to me more than enough times.

I just wanted to tell you something that might make you happy to hear, even at my expense.

You weren't dumb. We were just kids.

[callmekacchan]

I know you weren't.

[He's just working through a lot still. He realizes he communicated things the wrong way yet again though...]

I just meant its nothing to be embarrassed about.
The story is cute.
*You're* cute.

[fullgauntlet]

I used to be embarrassed about it but I do think it's a bit cute now.

[He just wanted to make sure they weren't making this into a sad thing or an argument. It's okay... he just wants to flirt]

You've always been my favourite, Kacchan.

[callmekacchan]

When we were real little, before my quirk came in, you were my favorite too.

[He knows that after his quirk came in, he got mean, but...]

We used to pretend to be heroes together.
Was all I wanted back then.
Being heroes with you.

It's how I feel now too.

[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku smiles softly...]

I remember how we used to play hero so late until our parents had to make us go to bed.

I can't wait to be pro heroes with you in the future too, Kacchan. We're going to make our dreams come true, ne?

[callmekacchan]

The hag used to yell at us and threaten to take away our hero toys if we didn't shut up and go to bed.

[Reminiscing. It puts a warm feeling in his chest. Those memories are so few and yet so precious.]

Yeah.
Of course we will.

[Let him have the dream a little longer. Pro heroes together. He wants it.]

I'm gonna beat you to number one though.

[fullgauntlet]

Auntie would always give us an extra few minutes more in the end.

[Probably because of Izuku's watery baby eyes BUT...]

But sorry. I think I'm going to be the first to hit number one the moment we're done school. You'll have to accept that!

To be fair, you'll be on magazines way before me, though.

[callmekacchan]

Like hell you will.
You're all gonna eat my dust.
If you're lucky you can be number two.

[Dumb boy shit talk!]

What do you mean I'll be on magazines first?
Like I even care about dumb shit like that.

[fullgauntlet]

I think you're the one who will be number two, Kacchan. But at least we'll be at the top together.

And what I mean is I'm sure you'll have promos and merch made right away! You have a... Erm.

A very marketable... look?

[You're hot af, Katsuki.]