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Katsuki Bakugou

@callmekacchan

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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku smiles softly...]

I remember how we used to play hero so late until our parents had to make us go to bed.

I can't wait to be pro heroes with you in the future too, Kacchan. We're going to make our dreams come true, ne?

[callmekacchan]

The hag used to yell at us and threaten to take away our hero toys if we didn't shut up and go to bed.

[Reminiscing. It puts a warm feeling in his chest. Those memories are so few and yet so precious.]

Yeah.
Of course we will.

[Let him have the dream a little longer. Pro heroes together. He wants it.]

I'm gonna beat you to number one though.

[fullgauntlet]

Auntie would always give us an extra few minutes more in the end.

[Probably because of Izuku's watery baby eyes BUT...]

But sorry. I think I'm going to be the first to hit number one the moment we're done school. You'll have to accept that!

To be fair, you'll be on magazines way before me, though.

[callmekacchan]

Like hell you will.
You're all gonna eat my dust.
If you're lucky you can be number two.

[Dumb boy shit talk!]

What do you mean I'll be on magazines first?
Like I even care about dumb shit like that.

[fullgauntlet]

I think you're the one who will be number two, Kacchan. But at least we'll be at the top together.

And what I mean is I'm sure you'll have promos and merch made right away! You have a... Erm.

A very marketable... look?

[You're hot af, Katsuki.]

[callmekacchan]

Bold talk from the guy who lost our last fight.
Come back when you can beat me.

[Deku vs Kacchan 3. Coming soon to a coliseum near you!]

Like any of that matters.

[...although okay the idea of kids playing with Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight action figures like they played with All Might ones is cool?]

[fullgauntlet]

Who lost our last "fight"... Kacchan.

[The fight at the Casino- IT WASN'T IZUKU.]

But- It does matter! How marketable you are as a hero has a big impact on your rankings, you know... Which means... You're at an advantage there.

Honestly, I would like to get my hands on some Dynamight merch someday. I would really like that.

[callmekacchan]

Oy.
That wasn't a proper fight.
We got a coliseum now.
You wanna get your ass kicked,
meet me there tomorrow evening.

[Welp. No one is surprised. No one.]

What, having the real Dynamight isn't enough???

[fullgauntlet]

Alright, Kacchan. Maybe I will.

[MAYBE HE WILL.]

Ah- Of course it is enough to have you...!! But... It's not a bad thing to want some of your merch too, is it?

[Is it cringe that Izuku wants ... all of the Dynamight merch he can get his hands on someday?]

[callmekacchan]

No chickening out.

[It's a date!]

I don't wanna see my face everywhere.
Creepy.
If you have to have merch, get a hoodie.

[fullgauntlet]

Against you? I'd never dare that.

[It's a date.]

A hoodie is different, though... I'd want one. But you don't want to do some promotional or magazine work? It's very good for PR and rankings.

[Okay, so maybe he wants a few photoshoots of Katsuki too...]

[callmekacchan]

Good. I know where you live.

[Flirting.]

Isn't your phone full of pictures of me??
Besides, again, you have tue real deal!

[fullgauntlet]

[Izuku's chuckling on his end.]

I have a lot of pictures of you, Kacchan! But those ones are just for me?

And you're not wrong... I just....

I can't explain it. Just believe me when I say I think you should do some magazine shoots, too.

[callmekacchan]

Right so they're better??
Unless you mean you want something professional.
But that sounds like a pain in the ass.

[fullgauntlet]

Yes? Yes and no??

I mean... promotional shoots mean you'll get to wear different outfits and things like that, Kacchan.

I want to see it.

[callmekacchan]

Like what?

[fullgauntlet]

Ah, Kacchan. You never finished telling me what your single meal for a lifetime would be.

[DODGE. He's not going to elaborate!!]

[callmekacchan]

I'll answer when you do.

[fullgauntlet]

You don't actually care to know... It's fine.

[callmekacchan]

Then I just have to assume the worst.

[fullgauntlet]

N-No! Don't assume the worst, either!!

It's just not that interesting to know.

[Meaning, he doesn't want Katsuki to know.]

[callmekacchan]

So it's worse than I can even imagine.
Pervert.

[fullgauntlet]

It's not?! It's not perverted!!

[callmekacchan]

You're telling me you're not thinking about me dressed in anything weird?

[fullgauntlet]

I guess that depends on your definition of weird...??

[Izuku, how does that help at all.]